Some people can simply not get enough of you

Today, after 2 years and 5 months, I finally decided to close my MyLot account.

Several reasons exist for this decision, but the departure of a number of good electronic friends from the site, and their move to my email account instead, means that I have lost my enthusiasm for the site. And the number of old topics being constantly repeated, the limited jaded (invariably failed Conservative) political thinking and the lack of fresh ideas appearing - no, I do not really belong any more.

Meanwhile my mail queue gets filled with tons of uninteresting notifications, which I do not really need any more. Life will be quieter.

Of course I may miss the 7 or 8 Euro every third month (where is my laughing hysterically smiley?) ....

Problem is - I have three times pressed the link that is supposed to generate the email where I can find out what to do to quit the site. Nothing works. No email arrives. I cannot leave - they love me too much!

I wish I had an employer who was paying me €45,000 p/a who thought the same!